And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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