just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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