I got chris browned last night
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
birth control should be required to get into college
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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