that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
