Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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