remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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