Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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