i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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