your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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