ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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