Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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