So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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