Kiss
Puke
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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