I just made out with a guy for $7.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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