I'm gonna have a badass scar
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
