where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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