she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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