kristin has been a bad kristin
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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