sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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