I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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