And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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