at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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