it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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