i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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