i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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