Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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