"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
