It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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