he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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