nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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