If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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