Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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