I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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