what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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