Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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