Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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