Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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