is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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