the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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