porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
