Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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