your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Terrible idea I love it
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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