He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Everyone says I win the strip club
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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