Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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