u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
No subtext here. People are naked.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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