This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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