Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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