have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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