Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
only if we run a train.
done.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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