hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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