oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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