I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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