I must be too annoying 4 u.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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