i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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