Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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