I bet he comes in French.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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