I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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