I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Apparently you make a good broom.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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