She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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