haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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