As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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